AS we’ve mentioned before, and as you are no doubt aware anyway, the machines are coming… and they’re going to kill us all (after taking our jobs).
But as we seek retreat from the imminent cyborg takeover of Earth in the only suitable place – a pub – we can play the droids at their own evil game.
That’s by asking AI where the ten best boozers in the WORLD are so the entire human race can find a comforting bolthole in the weeks leading up to Doomsday.
Bearing in mind AI (which has also named its ten best pubs in the UK) doesn’t really drink or go on many holidays, and plans on wiping us all out, we can’t trust a word it says. (even when it name the best beers in the UK)
But the list, in no particular order, is still worth a look, even if it’s just to see if any far away boozers you’ve ventured into yourselves... are included. (You can always try Swift Half’s Pub of the Week if you want a fractionally more trustworthy source…)
See you there for the ultimate last orders…
The Dead Rabbit Grocery & Grog, New York, USA
Known for its innovative cocktails and a vibrant atmosphere. It is also the world’s most awarded pub appparently| Image: The Dead Rabbit
The Churchill Arms – London, England
Covered in flowers and crammed with Winston memorabilia, The Churchill Arms, built in 1750, is one of Londonโs most recognisable and famous boozers. | Image: Churchill Arms
The Temple Bar – Dublin, Ireland
Belgian Beer Cafรฉ Delirium – Brussels, Belgium
King’s Arms – Oxford, England
McSorley’s Old Ale House – New York City, USA
The Old Absinthe House – New Orleans, USA
Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese – London, England
The Temple Bar – Paphos, Cyprus
*ChatGPT which produced the list does warn that pub choice ‘depends on personal preferences’, and that the above are listed as they have ‘all gained recognition’.ย So don’t blame us if they’re rubbish.
