Congratulations Cameroon and Ecuador – your men officially have the biggest cocks in the world.
An eye-watering analysis of more than 40 studies has concluded that fellas from these two nations measure nearly seven inches (17cm) when fully pumped.
But it’s bad news for Brits, who couldn’t even make the top 60 of the 88 countries examined, struggling to a poor 68th place with a mere 5.2 inches (13.1cm) from tip to base, nearly a third shorter than he winners.
It could be worse though. The Philippines, Myanmar, and Cambodia were identified as the countries with the smallest willies. The research indicates that the average length of an erect penis in these countries slightly exceeds four inches.
The report is based on the comprehensive analysis by WorldData.
Investigators also explored the potential correlation between penis length and height. However, their findings revealed that although countries with shorter body sizes tended to have shorter penis lengths, no observable correlation was evident beyond a threshold of 12cm.
Half of the top 20 countries were located in Africa, while Netherlands came out swinging for Europe in ninth position with an average penis size of 6.2 inches. France trailed closely behind in eleventh spot with the same average length.
Italy, on the other hand, claimed the nineteenth position with an average size of six inches, contributing to Europe’s relatively poor representation in the rankings.
Hilariously though not everyone is happy with the conclusions. The Greeks have been crying ‘foul play’ after being placed in a woeful 75th place.
According to the Greek City Times locals are claiming the survey has been rigged and that it has ‘raised eyebrows’.
Talk about getting shafted.
